he’s just too smug today . you have no choice than to put a stop to it ; lounge across his legs where he’s taking up more than his fair share of room , look him in the eye , & declare : “ have you ever thought about how weird it is that we’ve dated the same person? ”
it would be so easy to tip her off your legs & off the couch, onto the floor. instead, you offer her the very faintest smirk. ‘ so dick told you about our passionate affair?damn. i thought we were keeping it secret. ’ you lean back, hands behind your head, picture of nonchalance. ‘ so what ? stop copying me, if it bothers you, sargent. ’
