𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐍 + 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄

@dearests

🔒 𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄.

when blue’s mom had asked her to fetch some paperwork from the study slash guest room slash storage room,     your mom had volunteered you to help               almost as though to prove that her sons are at least as useful as any sargent daughter.     which isn’t quite true;     while matthew will do anything anyone tells him to,     ronan is chore-averse,     particularly when it comes to helping with the upcoming wedding.     he’s opposed for the same reason you support it:     maura sargent isn’t your father.     this is a good thing.     she’s raised blue to adulthood without scarring her for life;     and she seems to rarely leave town,     which means mom will never be lonely,     and you’ll never be dragged across state borders with maura’s business associates trying to shoot out your back tires.     in fact,     the only potential issue in this whole engagement is blue.     the two of you get on well               a little too well,     which must be the reason why you’re trapped in here together.     fate is punishing you for noticing that the strap of her short frills-and-fishnets dress has slipped,     exposing a smooth brown shoulder.     you resist the urge to fix it for her as she tries the lock yet again.     but it’s jammed shut,     almost as if someone’s done it deliberately.     ‘     whole house of psychics, and none of them predicted this     ?     ’

aggression and sexual tension memes.